Did you see this “study?” (that’s right, click the word “study”)
As you can see, people from Connecticut are the second least happy in the nation, only to be followed by people from New York (gee thanks New York). I knew there was a reason why I yell all the time. Finally, I can say that it’s not my fault. My mother used to ask me why I was mad so much. Back then, I really didn’t have any good reason. Now, I just usually say that the human race has let me down. In actuality, it’s the unhappiness of all the people who surround me. I guess they are rubbing off on me, because it’s certainly not my fault. Wait, perhaps it’s the other way around…hmmm.
I’m not sure I really buy into this study. There is really no rhyme nor reason the states fall where they fall. Here, take a look at the full list of states. It just doesn’t make any sense. How can you have Vermont two spots away from Texas. There are no similarities between those two states. The rest of the list is just as bad.
Here is a message to the author of this study: Who are you to tell me I am unhappy? Do I sound unhappy? Why don’t you come over here and tell me I am unhappy to my face. Then we’ll talk about how unhappy I am. That’s right, you $%^&.
I will tell you this – There is one thing that makes me unhappy. It’s when people who drive minivans tailgate me. We seem to have a little problem with that over here.