Last night, we ate Chinese. While the food was good, the fortunes needed a bit more…how should I say…effort.
Here, take a look:
My favorite, by far, is the one that says, “You are going to have some new clothes.” That’s awesome.
I guess they ran out of fortunes over there in China. Now we are just getting statements. It kind of feels like my next fortune will be something like, “You have average hair.”
Call me old fashioned, but I kind of like the old fortunes that made people think. Something like, “He who throws dirt is losing ground.” Now, that’s a fortune.