It’s 3 Degrees Outside
January 3, 2008 – 10:31 am | by jaygaulardcom
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Yes, that’s right, it’s 3 degrees outside. I am not sure I can tell the difference between 10 degrees and 3 degrees, or minus 30 degrees for that matter.
I just got back inside. I had to bring the big garbage can in and adjust the recyclable cans, because the garbage guys knocked one of them over. I sure hope it’s recyclable week.
One reason I hate the cold is because I freeze fast. I have a little problem with not dressing for the weather. I tell myself that I will be out there for just a second and then I go outside. Of course, it’s miserable. I have been doing this all my life. Now, I am trying to dress for the occasion. When I went outside this morning, I got all suited up and wore gloves. I felt good…the only thing that got cold were my fingertips because gloves suck in the cold. When I wear my snowboarding mittens, I am nice and toasty. In mittens, you can make a fist to keep warm. I think dressing warmly will make a big difference in the winter.
It’s supposed to warm up for the rest of the week, starting tomorrow. Because of that, my mother doesn’t have to worry anymore. She knows how much I like to run around in the buff. They have colonies for that kind of person, right?
6 Responses to “It’s 3 Degrees Outside”
By Kristin on Jan 4, 2008 | Reply
I really had hoped you had outgrown running around naked.
By jaygaulardcom on Jan 4, 2008 | Reply
Yeah, no, I haven’t.
By Stevie Boy on Jan 5, 2008 | Reply
I’m pretty sure you would be able to tell the difference between 3 degrees and negative 30. When I lived in Wyoming, one night, with the wind chill, it was negative 38. So trust me, 3 degrees is a lot warmer than -38. I walked outside that night to go over to my neighbors house, turned around immediately and went back into my house…”forget about it” I thought. You could spit and it would freeze before it hit the ground. Crazy.
By jaygaulardcom on Jan 5, 2008 | Reply
Are you calling me a liar? I happen to know that you have never been to Wyoming.
By Stevie Boy on Jan 6, 2008 | Reply
Are you calling me a liar?? I happen to know you have never been to New York.