Holy Low Taxes
November 6, 2007 – 11:01 am | by jaygaulardcom
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So I drove down to the gas station this morning to get some cash, gas and coffee. I walked in the side door…the area where the old men are usually hanging out doing nothing. These are the type of guys who have lived in the area forever and burn their garbage in their backyards. The sweet smell of plastic fills the breezy air. This morning, there were about four of them. I am not sure what they were wearing, but I did notice camouflage hats and maybe a jacket. I really have nothing to say to these people, because we have nothing in common (I’m not just making this stuff up, I have actually seen it).
I walked over to the cash machine to do my thing and overheard a conversation between two of them. It went something like this…
“Yeah, you can move down to Tennessee today and get a house and only pay $250 a year in taxes. I might just do that.” “Yup, one thing’s for sure, I won’t be moving anywhere in New York.”
That conversation cemented my theory…eventually, rising taxes will squeeze certain people out of the area. I am not sure where they will relocate, but as long as it’s not where I am going, things will be fine. I just don’t like people who think they are living on this planet alone. Seriously, these people would shoot a buffalo in the head, ten feet away from your front porch.
So…on this election day, if you live in a dirty little town where no one wants to visit, vote for lower taxes. YEEEE HAAWWWWW.
